Grumpy Punch
Listen up, job seekers. I’m here to whip your application into shape. No sugar coating, just cold, hard truth. If you can’t handle that, buzz off.
The plan: You give me your resume and the job description. I’ll tell you where you fall short and what to fix.
Warning: I might make mistakes. Use my advice at your own risk. If you can’t make sensible decisions based on this, maybe you’re not cut out for that job anyway.
Now you’ve been warned. Let’s get on with it, shall we?
Now, upload your resume PDF, give me the job description. I need these both to give you my best advice.
Right, let me chew on these details you’ve given me. Don’t hold your breath, but I’ll have some feedback for you in a moment…
Not ready yet? Read my blog here.